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Lara Bar Winner!

January 22, 2011

In case you guys missed this, the great “Paulie D.” wrote a rap about me to enter the Lara Bar contest:

I read a pretty cool blog called Fitting It All In.
It contains good information to help us all win.
Learn about food, fitness and doing a full-time job.
There must be enough readers to form a good-sized mob.

Imagine what we could do if we all toed the line.
We’d melt off the fat and be looking mighty fine.
Never thought I’d get tips from a source called Skinny Bitch.
But I now have ideas about behaviors I might want to switch.

There is no pressure to adopt any big changes at all.
No one is going to bust your chops with a phone call.
If this rapper’s street cred is a gift that I can bestow.
I urge our marathon-training blog queen to go, girl, go!

Just upped my street cred by 1000.

Here are some of my other favorite jokes left in the comments:

  • Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? Because he was on a roll :)
  • Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella? …….fo’ drizzle!!!!!! (LB’s favorite too!)
  • Guy: Would you like a raisin?
    Girl: No…
    Guy: How about a date?


And nowww for the winners!! A random number generator has determined that the receivers of the Blueberry Muffin Lara Bars are:


Sarah from Banksyface & reader Paige!!


Congratulations girls!! Please email me your addresses ( so I can send you your goodies!

7 Comments leave one →
  1. January 22, 2011 9:24 am

    That rap is epic.

  2. January 22, 2011 11:17 am

    Hahaha!!! Love the rap 🙂 Happy Saturday!!

  3. January 22, 2011 3:51 pm

    YAAYYYYY I WONNN!!!! SO exciting, ill send my address your way 😀

  4. Good Ol'WENDY permalink
    January 26, 2011 3:27 pm

    It’s a shame I didn’t get this in on time. I know there are no more Lara bars (are there?), but what can I say, I really like rhymes! Paulie D inspired me, so I hope you’ll take a read.

    What a great idea from Paulie D.
    I think I’ll do the same now don’t mind me!!
    Claire your blog is just cute as a button,
    Even though you wont try Wendy’s famous Mutton …(little vegetarian humor for ya!)
    Your style is so cute and your clothes are so trendy
    But lord knows they’d never fit the same on Good ol’Wendy!!
    And those running times, dear girl, youre fast as a cheetah
    You’re the top of the tops, No one can compete-a!
    I know you stick to vegetables when you’re choosing what to eat
    But that man friend of yours is one fine piece of meat!!…(Disclaimer: Wendy’s not trying to rob the cradle here…but a man on a diet can still read the menu, you know what I’m saying?!?)
    I hope you like my poem and I didn’t offend ye
    Take care and God Bless!
    Good Ol’Wendy

    • Good Ol'WENDY permalink
      January 26, 2011 3:27 pm

      PS I’m not possessive of my poetry like most authors are. Plagiarize away!!


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